Hello, I'm Maya (she/her) and I caved to peer pressure and made a tumblr. Maybe someday I'll figure out what I'm doing here. Until then, I will be a hopelessly multi-fandom blog.

Can we talk about how Krista subverts the girl-next-door trope hard? How she was the perfect sweetest person that always put everyone else before herself and everyone wanted to marry her

and she did that because she had been taught that to be worth anything she had to be sweet and please other people

and she did that because she didn’t know who she was outside of the sweet girl people wanted her to be

and she did that because it was killing her, and she wanted to die

ayameizumi:

THIS IS SO ADORABLE.

ayameizumi:

THIS IS SO ADORABLE.

ticklemytitan:

Yumikuri cuteness, my favorite.

ticklemytitan:

Yumikuri cuteness, my favorite.

spawn-of-crowley:

Gandalf is like somewhere between 500-600
Legolas is a few hundred
Arogorn is 87
Gimli is only about 60-70
And Boromir is dead

Gimli is the youngest surviving non-hobbit of the fellowship, that fucked me up so bad…

Nah, man, Gimli was in his late sixties in The Hobbit. He’s like twenty-ish years older than Bilbo. So by Fellowship he’s around a hundred and fifty years old? I forget how much time passed between Bilbo’s 111st birthday and the Council of Elrond. Anyway, dwarves live a long time. If Gimli were sixty or seventy he’d be more Merry and Pippin’s age group than Legolas and Aragorn’s.

Though speaking of Legolas, he doesn’t have an age. It never comes up, and Tolkein didn’t do a family tree with dates like he did for most characters. He’s hinted a few few times that he’s old as balls, acting like five hundred years is no big deal, but that might be an elf thing. Some timeline jiggery pokery says he’s probably not older than 3,000 and he’s at least a couple hundred years old to be taken seriously. So. Somewhere between 300 and 3000. (Seriously we know jack about Legolas the films even had to invent a hair colour.)

Meanwhile Gandalf’s older than pretty much everything so age isn’t really a thing for him, but being older than everything means he’s at least 7,000 years old. He’s only been Gandalf for about 2,000 of them, if that counts for anything.

Ages in Lord of the Rings fuck me up pretty bad too. Look at this shit. This is a mess. Youngest in the Fellowship was twenty-eight, oldest was seven thousand. What the fuck.

Favorite Characters | Detective Marcus Bell

Sherlock: “I refer to most of the detectives here as ‘not Bell’.”

I’m getting transferred at work and on one hand it’s a job with more responsibility which means more chance of it becoming permanent

on the other my supervisor says I won’t be allowed to crawl under my desk at lunch anymore

I’m not sure if I’m ready for this trade-off

(Source: stevebottoms)


Lucy Liu at the 72nd Academy Awards, 2000

Lucy Liu at the 72nd Academy Awards, 2000

(Source: lucyliued)

batmans-utilitybelt:

How to transport your bat if he doesn’t want to come

[World’s Finest #272]

roachpatrol:

did you know you can read all the animorphs right now

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.