Hello, my name is Maya and I caved to peer pressure and made a tumblr. Maybe someday I'll figure out what I'm doing here. Until then, I will be a hopelessly multi-fandom blog.

roboticdreams:

Hey robopals. If you haven’t played Portal 1 and 2 yet, both are currently just $6.24 on Steam! and if only need Portal 2, it’s only 5 bucks. you HAVE to play it if you haven’t already

Check it out!

wickershire:

swanjolras:

HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:

  • in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
  • shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
  • lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
  • uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
  • ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
  • aliens.
  • ME I’M WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I HAVE BEEN SHAKESPEARE ALL ALONG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS YOU IGNORANT FOOLS

delusion-is-reality:

WHATS GOING ON

delusion-is-reality:

WHATS GOING ON

(Source: chickdesigner)

inceptingdestiel:

Fangirl Challenge: [6/10] TV Shows → Star Trek
"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It’s five year mission: to explore strange new words, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before."
freakzter:

spent my easter afternoon giving bucky wings what even is my life

freakzter:

spent my easter afternoon giving bucky wings what even is my life

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

  • Q: This question is for Keahu, and I was wondering why he seems to just not like Stiles.
  • Keahu: I actually think it's the opposite, like when you're little an the boy kind of is mean to the girl, and pushes her down and laughs but he actually likes her.
  • Q: So like a crush?
  • Keahu: Yeah I think Danny has a little crush.

(Source: gingerhaze)

shypandaart:

I will never get over no.6 

shypandaart:

I will never get over no.6 

groovy-rnutations:

he has a point

groovy-rnutations:

he has a point

zenamiarts:

Night Vale Inspires — Part 2 :]

Part 1: [x]

daggerpen:

sufficetogay:

youveupsettits:

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

nurderling:

Watch this video from Cadillac. Note a few things (actor, white, rich guy, workaholic, typical cocky American, very unrealistic). This is not a parody video, they’re being completely serious.

Now watch Ford’s response.

I can’t explain it very well just please watch both of these videos okay Ford burns Cadillac so bad okay it’s so good.

"That’s the upside of giving a damn."

You better hope winter is coming, bitch. You’re gonna need it for that burn.

Holy SHIT.

Ford fucking laying down the damn law.

Ha! Go Ford.

Oh my god, FORD

(Source: nurdeling)

starsandatoms:

okay though if there’s anything that struck me on rewatching the first Cap movie it’s how much Steve and Bucky are such assholes to each other and it’s amazing

and like can you just imagine recovered!Bucky and Steve going on missions together and Steve being like

"wow Buck that thing you did there was actually kind of smart, all the stupid must’ve grown out in your hair"

and Bucky being all

"you might not know this, Steve, but there’s this thing we say these days that might be really useful for you to know and it goes like this: go fuck yourself"

and all the other avengers looking at each other like we read about you in history books, you are national heroes, what even